Two fellows from Hicksville, Bubba and Billy Bob, sat at their favorite bar drinking beer when suddenly Bubba turned to Billy Bob and said, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without a college education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes."
Billy Bob thought that it was a brilliant idea, and after finishing their drink, the two went their separate ways.
The next day, Bubba went down to the college and met with the Dean of Admissions, who signed him up for four of the basic general education classes required towards a college degree:
Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic? What's that?" Bubba asked
The Dean replied, "Let me explain by giving you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"You're right, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," said the dean. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"Heterosexual? What's that?"
"That means you are not a queer because you have a wife and family."
"Well, you're right again, I am a heterosexual. That's amazing that you were able to find out all about me because I have a weed eater."
Excitedly, Bubba shook the Dean's hand and left to go tell Billy Bob the good news. Of course, Bubba knew that Billy Bob would most likely be at their favorite meeting place---the bar. So, Bubba headed for it. And sure enough, Billy Bob was there, and Bubba eagerly told Billy Bob about his chat with the Dean of Admissions, and how he has signed up for the four classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic? What's that?" inquired Billy Bob.
Bubba said:, "Well, let me explain by giving you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
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Billy Bob thought that it was a brilliant idea, and after finishing their drink, the two went their separate ways.
The next day, Bubba went down to the college and met with the Dean of Admissions, who signed him up for four of the basic general education classes required towards a college degree:
Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic? What's that?" Bubba asked
The Dean replied, "Let me explain by giving you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"You're right, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," said the dean. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"Heterosexual? What's that?"
"That means you are not a queer because you have a wife and family."
"Well, you're right again, I am a heterosexual. That's amazing that you were able to find out all about me because I have a weed eater."
Excitedly, Bubba shook the Dean's hand and left to go tell Billy Bob the good news. Of course, Bubba knew that Billy Bob would most likely be at their favorite meeting place---the bar. So, Bubba headed for it. And sure enough, Billy Bob was there, and Bubba eagerly told Billy Bob about his chat with the Dean of Admissions, and how he has signed up for the four classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic? What's that?" inquired Billy Bob.
Bubba said:, "Well, let me explain by giving you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
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