A Jewish fellow awoke in his hospital bed, bandaged from head to foot, when the doctor came in and said, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness, Mr. Rosenberg. You probably won't remember, but you were in a really bad pile-up on the freeway. But you're going to be okay, you'll walk again and be able to do everything after you completely heal. However, something happened, which I really don't know to tell you. It might really upset you, but I really have to tell you. The sad fact is, your penis was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."
The man groaned, but the doctor went on, "But the good news is, you've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new penis that will work as well as your old one - in fact, probably even better! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It would cost $1,000 an inch."
The man perked up after hearing the positive possibility.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. It's something you have to discuss with your wife, of course. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine inch one, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be really disappointed. So, it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agreed to talk with his wife immediately.
The next day, the doctor came back to do his usual rounds.
"Well?" the doctor began, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," said the man.
"And did she help you in making the decision?"
"She did," replied the man.
"And what was her decision?" asked the doctor.
"We're getting a new kitchen."
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The man groaned, but the doctor went on, "But the good news is, you've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new penis that will work as well as your old one - in fact, probably even better! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It would cost $1,000 an inch."
The man perked up after hearing the positive possibility.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. It's something you have to discuss with your wife, of course. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine inch one, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be really disappointed. So, it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agreed to talk with his wife immediately.
The next day, the doctor came back to do his usual rounds.
"Well?" the doctor began, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," said the man.
"And did she help you in making the decision?"
"She did," replied the man.
"And what was her decision?" asked the doctor.
"We're getting a new kitchen."
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