When a fellow got home one night, his wife demanded that he take her out to someplace expensive. So, he took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started.
A guy and his wife sat at a table at his high school reunion. He kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
His wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' he sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' said the wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
Some dude rear-ended the car in front of him during rush hour one morning. So, the two cars pulled off to the side of the road, and slowly\the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Well, the fellow who rear-ended the car in front couldn't believe it -- the driver of the car which he rear-ended was a dwarf, and he could not help laughing.
The tiny guy stormed over to the rear-ender's car, looked up at, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, the driver who caused the accident looked down at the dwarf and asked, 'Well, then which of the seven are you?'
And then the fight started.
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And then the fight started.
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A guy and his wife sat at a table at his high school reunion. He kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
His wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' he sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' said the wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
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Some dude rear-ended the car in front of him during rush hour one morning. So, the two cars pulled off to the side of the road, and slowly\the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Well, the fellow who rear-ended the car in front couldn't believe it -- the driver of the car which he rear-ended was a dwarf, and he could not help laughing.
The tiny guy stormed over to the rear-ender's car, looked up at, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, the driver who caused the accident looked down at the dwarf and asked, 'Well, then which of the seven are you?'
And then the fight started.
Author Unknown
