* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and on other days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, you might have to eat them later.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good just in case you die while in the middle of reading it.
* Drive carefully---cars are not the only ones recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind have the decency to at least be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push by yourself.
* Never put both feet in your mouth simultaneously because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* The truth is: majority of people really do not care if you can't dance well. So, just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, it is better to stay in bed and sleep late.
* The first mouse does not necessarily get the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have them means the longer you live.
* You may think that you are only one person in the whole world, but to one person you may be the whole world .
* Some mistakes are too much fun to be committed only once.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. * Learn a good lesson from crayons--some are sharp, others are dull. Some are pretty and bright, others are not so appealing to the eye and some even have weird names. Each has a different color but they all fit and live nicely in the same box.
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* Always keep your words soft and sweet, you might have to eat them later.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good just in case you die while in the middle of reading it.
* Drive carefully---cars are not the only ones recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind have the decency to at least be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push by yourself.
* Never put both feet in your mouth simultaneously because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* The truth is: majority of people really do not care if you can't dance well. So, just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, it is better to stay in bed and sleep late.
* The first mouse does not necessarily get the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have them means the longer you live.
* You may think that you are only one person in the whole world, but to one person you may be the whole world .
* Some mistakes are too much fun to be committed only once.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. * Learn a good lesson from crayons--some are sharp, others are dull. Some are pretty and bright, others are not so appealing to the eye and some even have weird names. Each has a different color but they all fit and live nicely in the same box.
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