Two little elderly ladies sat on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One of the two said, "Life has become so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
'You're on!' said the other old lady holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won 1st prize as The Best Dried Arrangement.’
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One of the two said, "Life has become so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
'You're on!' said the other old lady holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won 1st prize as The Best Dried Arrangement.’
Author Unknown
