Final Bow

If you’ve been following my blog you will know that within the last month and a half life has been pretty rough. Since October 9th., I’ve been trying to keep my wits about me and my sanity in check. It sure hasn’t been easy! A couple of times I’ve lost it … my bipolar has kicked in and has taken me on a downward spiral. God, I hat it when it takes control of me … trust me, it ain’t pretty! Of course these spirals have been my fault because I would forget to take my medication. Once down the hatch I return from the dark side and once again I’m good to go. Since, I’ve not forgotten to take my medication.

My main headache is not having a car! Right after I got laid off my car broke down (it blew a head gasket). I panicked! Where I live a car is a necessity and with it being out of commission, hmm!, I freaked! Then of course with my income drastically cut I had to worry about how I was going to cover my monthly expenses. So, I had to make some choices, didn’t like them, but I had to decide what I was going to let go for now … even though it was broke down, I had to let go of my car and every expense associated with it (title loan, insurance payments and tag renewal). At least by giving these expenses up I would be able to somewhat manage until I found another job.

If it wasn’t bad enough to give up my independence, what made matters worse, certain “friends” have let me down in ways I thought they never would. For example; promising to transport me to and from the store, post office, bank and interviews, etc. I will be ready to go, however I sit and wait … they don’t call to cancel or they simply don’t show up. Other’s have literally raged on me about my buddy Steven stating that he isn’t doing for me as they think he should, thus trying to get me to reconsider my association with him. Then, what put the icing on the cake was being uninvited to Thanksgiving dinner because I couldn’t get there … they wanted me to ask one of my other friends to taxi me to and from. And last but not least, some individuals have been down right rude. Anyway, so much for friends, right?

I realize that I’m not the only one having to endure economic hardship! Everyone is feeling the pinch. It’s the harsh reality of our time. But what really hit me hard was the fact that certain individuals literally abandoned me … I’m talking individuals who I’ve stood by, helped, cared about, etc. This alone wore heavy on me and it wasn’t a comfortable place to be … feeling helpless, alone and rejected was emotionally crushing. I will never forget this period of time and the emotional stress certain individuals placed on me … Never! It will be hard to forgive and forget. Actually, it will be easy to forgive, but it certainly won’t be easyly forgotten.

The other day, a good friend of mine made the statement that he’d “rather have tricks in his life than bitchy friends. At least tricks don’t treat you like shit, but friends do.” Though I don’t totally agree with this, he does have a point! And as my buddy pointed out, “why in hell are you putting up with all this drama … get rid of it/them! If these individuals don’t care about you now they won’t in the future so move on!” I have to strongly agree! Life’s to short for drama and I truly hate drama queens. Plus, why keep giving only to be let down over and over again? Therefore, I’m going to heed the advice given and proceed accordingly … it’s time to clean house! If they don’t give a shyt, why should I!

There is one thing that I take great solace in … I know that God promises that He will not allow more than what I can handle. Course, at this time, my human nature struggles with this since I am having to figure out how I’m going to survive. Don’t get me wrong, I do strongly believe that God is looking out for me … He has never let me down! Therefore, without a doubt, I know that I’m going to be okay … with God’s help I will come through this. Just wish though that it would be in my time cause I’m sometimes a pretty inpatient guy. Nonetheless, it’s going to be okay!

So to summarize this whole ordeal, I’ve got to keep on top of my medication schedule. I’ve got to land an interview and a job offer after which I’ll be able to get a car … without a job, getting a car is next to impossible. I’ve got to stop giving a hoot and worrying about those who do not have my back … I’ve wasted to much time on this issue alone. I’ve got to concentrate on those who do. Believe me, Steven. Georgie and Robyn … these three guys have been real life savers. The emotional support these individuals have provided has been a God send and is what keeps me going. I will forever be indebted to them for their caring and giving of themselves.

Oh, if you’re wondering why I’ve removed all of the blogs relating to the past month and a half, well, simply put, I got tired of being constantly questioned as to whether or not I was forever referring to a particular individual … like everything I do and say is directed towards one person, not! Therefore, I decided to remove those older blogs and rewrite, thus resulting in this piece. And so to this one particular individual, yes, this entire paragraph is all about you. Course, I expect that you will find something that may refer to you throughout this piece, nonetheless this last paragraph is strictly dedicated to you Tammy as is the song below by Carly Simon ... don't know why, but it reminds me so much of you! (Video link below)

In closing, from this point forward, it is time to celebrate the Christmas season and prepare for the new year. I am finished with this portion of my life and am now moving forward … sailing with the wind at my back.

See "You're So Vain" Video Here

Confucius Says Part 1

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Sometimes Life Just Sucks!

This past week, my buddy Steven’s Sister’s house burned to the ground … all possession's were a total loss. Not a good thing since we're about to enter the holiday season.

Thankfully, no one was injured … even the pet cat came through like a champ. And from what I hear, all are doing as good as they can and are slowly moving forward with help from family, friends, co-workers and the community.

How To Cook That Perfect Turkey

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is recommended)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (Orville Redenbacher's is recommended)
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in roasting pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows with all the stuffing splattered all over the oven, and the oven door opens and the bird flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I didn't cook.

Happy Thanksgiving!

New Global Bank

If the global banking and economic crisis continues and gets even worse, by the end of the year, it is possible that only two banks will be operational: the blood bank and the sperm bank. And if these two banks merge, then they can well be called and known as the Bloody F--king Bank!

Author Unknown

Electile Dysfunction

Someone found a name for our election process this year.

> Electile Dysfunction <

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices

for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Setting The Record Straight!

This will not apply to most, but to those few of you who are either reading things into what I’ve written or said, I’d like to set the record straight cause somewhere along the line you’ve got your wires crossed and it’s PISSING ME OFF!.

First and foremost, Steven does not support me!!!! I do not ask him nor do I expect him to!!!! To assume* such is where you are mistakenly WRONG! Just because he and I are good buddies does not constitute that financial support is part of our relationship and even if it was, it’s really none of your business.

Yes, when he’s able he has help me out financially, however mainly emotionally during this time of personal uncertainty in my life … it's certainly more than those of you who are accusing him of deserting me have attempted. Therefore, stop thinking that he’s been allusive to my situation. Moreover, stop thinking that it’s his main responsibility to support me.

Some of the most hurtful things that have been uttered by some goes like this: 1) "He should be a man and step up to the plate." 2) "If he cares anything about you, then he should bail you out." 3) "Isn't he helping you out ... if not get rid of him." 4) "If he can't help you what good is he ... at least you know what kind of friend he really is." How dare you say or think such!?!

Last but not least, regardless of what and how you may think, Steven and I are very close buddies … nothing more! He’s like a brother to me. Furthermore, as for our private lives, it has no bearing on anything we do outside of his or my home, therefore get your minds out of the cutter and stop making our private lives an issue or a test of our commitment and friendship ... you may be totally disappointed to find that our lives is boring to your imagination and irresponsible assumptions.

Next time, if you have question about things in my life, please come to the horses mouth and get the facts rather than spouting off about something you have no clue about or understand. This in itself will alleviate the emotional stress you are heaping in my life at this time.

Thanks!

*Makes an Ass Out Of You And Me.

Not Welcomed At The Table Of Life

Why I Fired My Secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. .. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!'

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok,' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'

And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked.

Author Unknown

A Thanksgiving Thought

Just think. . .

If the Indians had given the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we all would be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.

But on second thought …

Since the majority of Americans in 2008 have elected to fill and dominate both the White House and the US Congress with the party that has a donkey as its logo and symbol, we really would now have a lot of asses not just for Thanksgiving but everyday for the next four years.

Author Unknown

Response

A Response To "Just A Thought" Posted-11/5/08.

Thanks Philip for the editorial!!!!! We all need to do all we can to unite the country even if we are disappointed with the out come of the election. GOD is still in charge, and we should trust that He knows what is going on! I appreciate your thoughts - I am really glad the election is over too. I am so sick of all the campaigning and the accusing of EVERYONE concerned. Hope we can put the past behind and do all we can to make a better America!

From My Good Friend, EH

Customer Letter To His Local Bank

Dear Sirs:

In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me. If one of my checks is returned marked "Insufficient Funds," how do I know whether that refers to me or to you?

Yours truly,

Author Unknown

Expectations Burn Out

Yesterday was a frustrating day. The Mechanic was supposed to come pick up my car, but when I called him all I heard was due to family problems he couldn’t. I though to myself, what? That’s not my problem, I need my car fixed! Well, this sent me into an emotional spiral down fall. And for the rest of the afternoon I was just beside myself. Then I got to thinking!

Philip, WOW, slow down! Just because I got things prioritized in order to get where I need to be, I can’t expect other’s to fall into line. Plus, the man’s got a sick wife. Stop being so selfish! At this time, it’s not all about me! He’s never let me down before … he’ll get to it! With this I simmered down.

I tell you, this period in my life has sure brought me to my knees and has humbled my spirit! When I get my mind set on a plan of action, I expect everything to go accordingly … when it deviates it just throws me emotionally off balance and my bi-polar kicks in. Tell you, it ain’t pretty! Anyway, as the old saying goes; good things come to those who wait. Yes, I’d like to land a job … God only knows how much I would like that! But, reality is, when you turn you problems over to Him, sometimes I’ve just gotta wait … God works within His own timetable … not mine! All I’ve gotta do is trust that He has my back and that He’ll see me through. Like my buddy said; “things will fall into place … just let it happen!” “God will see you through!”

Later in the evening my buddy picked me up to hang out for a while … we had dinner, went for a walk on the pier, sat on the beach for a while, went grocery shopping and came back to my place for a while after which he went home. It was a nice and relaxing evening. It was the kind of evening where we simply unwound, got our frustrations off our chests then enjoyed the rest of our time together. Thankfully, the day ended on a positive note.

America Has Spoken!

President-Elect

Barack Obama

We've Come A Long Ways Baby
Congratulations!

Just A Thought

The voice of America has spoken! Obama is now the President-Elect! It is what it is and it's time to move forward, not along racial lines, but as a united people ... the world is watching! And how we handle ourselves from this day forward will, hopefully, set a positive example to the rest of the world that we as American's can come together and solve what ales our country, our neighbors and our planet.

For the past month, my inbox has been filled with emails about our President-Elect. 99% of those emails were nothing more than negative attacks, slanderous attacks, not so truthful attacks, etc., etc., against Obama. As for negative emails towards Senator McCain ... 1%. We have literally CRUCIFIED Obama! Well, liked them or not, I have read each email ... more often than not, I've had to scratch my scalp in amazement. Well, my scalp is now RAW! And, OMG!, I am experiencing an election hangover. This election has made me SICK!!!! Imagine, if you will, if Obama was gay and running for president ... Black and Gay ... A double whammy! I can only imagine the hatred that would come out of this! Because one is BLACK we hate? What's up with this???? Because one is GAY we hate? What's up with this???? Have we as a people forget to evolve or what? I'm just saying!

For whatever reason, we may not like the outcome of the election, and that's ok! Nonetheless, complaining about the color of one's skin, hating because we don't agree, slandering because we vote along party lines, isn't going to change the outcome. Instead, it is time for you and I to come to the table, together, as one voice, and begin solving that which divides, solving that which affects our daily lives, try and change that which affects our planet. It is time to pick out battles wisely and find situations rather than making matters worse. As a country we are facing some very difficult times. We have some very difficult issues at hand that needs our undivided attention. We need resolution not conflict. We are the United States of America! It is time to hope for positive and constructive change if we as a nation is going to remain the envy of the world. It is time for change and hopefully our President-Elect will lead us in the right direction. Remember, divided we fall, united we stand! Which side are you going to stand on ... the choice is now yours!

Back to the political emails for a moment. I am asking that these stop! I just want to get over the hangover I have and be able to breath a sigh of relief that this election is FINALLY over ... it's been a long road to this day and it's time to take a deep breath, take one step back, and then begin moving forward. So, lets all get over it? I certainly have! Oh, I do have to admit that some of the political emails were pretty funny ... now those I don't mind! But as for the trash, send them to someone who cares, please? Thanks!

P.S. If you think that the message in this email signifies that I voted for Obama or McCain ... I DID NOT! I belonged to the 2% in the "Other" category.

Land of the Free

WINNER
Obama/Biden or McCain/Palin
God Bless America