Aug 31, 2008

NQW I KNQW!!

Ok now!

It ain't no secret that sum of YOU ain't reading this blog ... specially YOU! yes YOU!! Yeah you de ONE that complains I don't "KEEP" in touch. HUm!

Stop scratching your head!

I just inventoried my blog and saw some pretty noticeable ERRORS!!!!! Yup, YOU, didn't even let me know ... ha!!!!

Honestly, blogging can be time consuming! But you know what, I like it ... it's like sharing with you about me. Everyone that blogs is a testament to our world ... we electronically leave our mark! Anyway, say hey, go f yourself, or W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R! Wait! Nicely please?

Yeah i like to be acknowledged -(((SMILING)))-

Philip Out
Happy Labor Day Weekend!

Aug 27, 2008

Thank You!





Thank you Steven for the flowers ...
They were beautiful!
You're da man!

Aug 24, 2008

Michael Phelps


U.S. Medals

Gold - 36
Silver - 38
Bronze - 36

Congratulations Michael Phelps
8 Gold Medals
See Phelps Video
Here

Aug 23, 2008

New Dollar Bill


Given the current state of the economy,
the U.S. has just issued a new dollar bill soon to be circulating.

What Bra Does Your Wife Wear?

A man walked into the Ladies Department of Macy's, and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "

"Type?" inquired the man, "I did not know there more than one type."

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, to make it easy for you, let me say that even with all of this variety, there are really only five types of bras to choose from ."

The man then asked, "So, what are the types?

The saleslady replied: "There are the Roman Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, the American Baptist, and the German Lutheran types. Which one would you prefer?"

Totally befuddled, the man asked the saleslady to explain the differences between each bra type.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...the Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills; and the German Lutheran bra holds them from flopping (Holtzemfromfloppen) . But if you don't believe in church, religion, or God bras come in different sizes of cups. . .A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H.

A ... is for Almost Boobs
B ... is for Barely there
C ... is Can't Complain
D ... is for Dang
DD ... is for Double dang
E ... is for Enormous
F ... is for Fake
G ... is for Get a Reduction
H ... is for Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up


Now, which bra do you think fits your wife's needs?"

-Author Unknown-

Aug 20, 2008

Amnesty or Citizenship ???

The year is 1907, one hundred years ago ... Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American ...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag ... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language.. and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." -Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Every American citizen needs to read this … email this to your friends.

White Haired Dude!


Come Election

This Wrinkly Old Guy
HAS GOTTA GO!

Remember
Mayor John Rodes
Myrtle Beach's Other White Haired Dude

Aug 14, 2008

Airplane

For some reason, an airplane started to lose speed and go downward. Thinking that there was perhaps too much cargo on board, the pilot came over the intercom and announced: "Ladies and gentleman, as you perhaps have already noticed, we're having a little problem. We're losing speed and the plane is going downward. I am hoping that getting rid of the luggage will correct the problem. I apologize for the inconvenience."

Luggage soon started flying out of the cargo bay.

However, despite dumping the luggage, the plane still continued to decrease speed and to rapidly go downward. Again, the pilot came over the intercom saying: "I am sorry to say that dumping the luggage did not correct the problem. And I really hate to do this but now we have to dump passengers, too. So in alphabetical order. . .beginning with the letter A! Africans, any Africans? African-Americans?"

No answer.

"B! Blacks, any black people?"

Again, no answer.

"C! 'Colored, any colored people?"

Still complete silence.

Finally, a little boy in the back turned to his mother and said: "Mama, ain't we African-American? Ain't we Black? Ain't we Colored?"

The mother turned to her son and whispered but somewhat audibly to be heard by others nearby: "Yes, honey-chil', but today we's Niggas. an' Mexicans go fuhst!"

Next to them sat a little Mexican kid and his mother. The little black boy stared at the little Mexican kid and his mother. The Mexican mother and her kid looked back, and the mother hissed: "Why you look at us for? Today, we are Wetbacks!"

-Author Unknown-

What Type of Angle Are You?

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be.

Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

-Author Unknown-

Aug 10, 2008

Dear John,






Sumo would have made you proud!

Thank you,
Philip

Poll Response

The results of the blog posting entitled “Question” on 5/8/08, 100% of you were in favor of me getting to the truth which I am about to embark upon. I can’t say that I’m looking forward to this task … guess it’s the outcome that I’m afraid of. Nonetheless, emotionally, I’ve got to resolve this once and for all if I'm going to be at peace with myself and my friendship is going to be an ongoing healthy one.

To all of you who took part in the poll, as well as those of you who personally spoke to me and sent enlightening emails (See Poll Response 7/19/08), from the bottom of my heart, thank you! I will let you know as to the outcome. Meanwhile, the music video “Do You Believe Me Now” by Jimmy Wayne expresses where my heart is today … See Favorite Music on the side panel of my blog.

(Also See July 5 "Question" and July 19 "Poll Response")

Aug 8, 2008

China 2008



GO U.S.A.

Our Thoughts And Prayers
Are With Our Athlete's
Our Champion's
Our American Hero's


Links
Opening Ceremonies
I.O.C
Beijing Olympics

Aug 7, 2008

McCain Dediation



Oops! He Did It Again

McCain compares Obama to Paris Hilton
and Britney Spears
Must have been having a
delusional moment or what?

Click To See Video
Here
Paris Hilton's response
Here

You've Got To Be Kidding!

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

Death row inmate Richard Cooey says executioners would have trouble finding his veins to lethally inject him.

Lawyers for Richard Cooey argue in a federal lawsuit that Cooey -- 5-feet-7 and 267 pounds -- had poor veins when he faced execution five years ago and the problem has been worsened by weight gain.

The lawsuit, filed Friday in federal court, also says prison officials have had difficulty drawing blood from Cooey for medical procedures.

Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for October 14.

His attorneys say a drug he is taking for migraine headaches could affect the execution process. The drug Topamax, a type of seizure medication, may have created a resistance to thiopental, the drug used to put inmates to sleep before two other lethal drugs are administered, Dr. Mark Heath, a physician hired by the Ohio Public Defender's Office, said in documents filed with the court.

Heath says Cooey's weight, combined with the potential drug resistance, increases the risk he would not be properly anesthetized.

"All of the experts agree if the first drug doesn't work, the execution is going to be excruciating," Cooey's public defender, Kelly Culshaw Schneider, said Monday.

Prison system spokeswoman Andrea Carson and Jim Gravelle, a spokesman for the Ohio Attorney General's Office, both said Monday they hadn't seen the lawsuit and couldn't comment.

Last year, Carson cited the obesity of condemned inmate Christopher Newton as one of the reasons prison officials had difficulty accessing his veins before his execution. Newton was 6 feet tall and weighed 265 pounds.

Two years ago, convicted killer Jeffrey Lundgren was put to death after a federal appeals court rejected his claim that he was at greater risk of experiencing pain and suffering because he was overweight and diabetic. - CNN August 4, 2008

My conclusion, let the mother f*cker fry!

Aug 2, 2008

MUST SEE VIDEO!!!!

This video is by Geert Wilders. He's a Dutch writer who is now under protection from the Islamists in the Netherlands. This is the film that has the EU and the Muslim world in a tizzy right now. Most websites have removed it, including YouTube. All bowing to threats. Google still has it posted as of today but will probably bow to pressure soon. Can be tough to watch in spots. But this is really what the world is up against.

To watch this video click HERE!

Aug 1, 2008

Voting

All my voting years, win or loose, I’ve been a faithful voting Democrat. It wasn’t because I’m liberal, whatever that means, but I’ve always been for the underdog and at one time Democrat’s looked after the underdogs. As for the Republican’s, I believe they only care about themselves. As Marie Antoinette said; “feed them cake!” ... for most of my life, I am of the opinion that the Republican’s have been feeding me cake.

Today, I’m ashamed to be a Demarcate much less a Republican. And being that this is an election year, what I’m having to vote for isn’t the party. It isn’t even for or about the man. I’m going to be voting for an ideology! Frankly, this kind a freak’s me out! I mean, it’s not even about an a dream, a country, a democracy … about America. It’s an ideology! Yup, this freak’s me out!

I have to admit that Obama, American’s first Black American to ever win its parties nod, is quite the man! Other blacks have tried their hand for the White House but without success. Nonetheless, you have to admit that Obama has charisma. On the other side, McCain, an American hero, is nothing more than an extension of past policies. Oh, and yeah Mr. McCain, I do worry that you’re to old for the job. Ok, call this ageism … I’m fine with it! It’s just that I don’t feel comfortable with a man in his 70’s leading our nation. On the other hand, I don’t like the idea of voting for a man just because he’s black? If I don’t will I be consider a racist? Frankly, I don’t care! No matter how we like to think that as American’s we are color blind, we’re not! And in this climate is Obama going to be an effective leader? I have my doubts!

In my opinion, neither party really offers me any more security, comfort, nationalism, and personal pride. Obama offer’s me change … from what, to what? Then, McCain kind of strikes me more of a Vladimir Putin type … Is he really all about America? Personally, neither candidate really impresses me as leadership material. And as for placing my confidence in either, NOT! I want to vote American, and not for an ideology … specially, an international ideology. Hitler had an ideology and we know what happened there. Islam has an ideology … They’ve certainly have made it clear as to their intent! Basically, from my point of view, neither candidates have the guts to stand on the world stage and represent me as an American.

A dear friend of mine gave me a t-shirt on which it reads; “If I don’t vote will they go away.” Honestly, even though we’ve got a great form of government, personal freedoms, enjoy a great life, have a majestic country, and a history well worth it’s weight in gold, I’m going to write in my vote. That’s right, I’m not voting for either candidate! I’m just not convinced that either one is going to make much difference on the world stage than what is already going on. That’s right, more of the same ole bullshit. As proven in years past, up until they are inaugurated these candidates will promise the world/change, but once confirmed they do what the hell they want without regard to “We The People.”

Give me something to be proud about … a reason to vote. Give me a leader … a man that will take this country and do what is necessary to give America back to us. Give me a President that will stand up to ideologies that isn’t America … who isn’t afraid to step on toes. Who isn't afraid to KICK ASS abroad or here at home when he needs to. Give me a government that represents the people … not one that is self-serving and caters to special interests. Give me a voice … get rid of the supper delegates as well as the electoral collage. Don’t get me wrong, I love my country and all that it is. But, I’m really disillusioned and worry that things will continue to be as is, void of real change, and in four years we’ll be rehashing the same old song and dance. Yes, we need change. This business as usual mentality in Washington has got to end!

Well, on to the Olympics!