Dec 6, 2008

Confucius Says-Part 2

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

(unless he’s worth looking at … LOL)
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.