Confucius Says Part 1

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.