Oct 17, 2008

Dear Mr. Mayor:

Yes, the economy sucks ... BIG TIME! But what’s worse is your handling of the bike rallies. Because of your insistence to rid Myrtle Beach of all bike rallies, I’ve been laid off. Had you left the rallies as is and not insist on chasing them away (most bikers attending this year's fall rally boycotted Myrtle Beach ... no thanks to you!) I would have still been working and not have to face my own recession. I don’t suppose you have a bail out plan for those of us who lost our jobs because of your mad and crazy dictatorial Nazi like house cleaning of bikers, who, by the way, drop thousands of dollars while visiting our fine city? Oops, I did it again ... that's right, you really don't care!

Now that I and other’s like me don’t have jobs, not only does the local economy suffer, but so does the city and state because we have less spending power. And because we spend less collectively the city and state looses out on tax revenues. Guess you’re going to have to raise taxes AGAIN in order to offset lost taxes. Won’t you be popular when election time comes around?

Speaking of election’s, can’t wait till we get the chance to VOTE YOUR ASS OUT of office! Meanwhile, don’t turn Myrtle Beach into a NO FUN CITY because our economy depends on tourists coming here to enjoy and have some fun. Oops! Dang it, I forgot! You’re the other gray haired guy … wonder what Paris Hilton would have to say about you?

Remember earlier I mentioned about a bail out plan? Since I’m unemployed because of you and your cronies I’m asking your office for a bail out amount of $10,000.00 to hold me over till April … typically this is when the tourists begin returning to our area ... if they return. Oh, that’s right, we’re supposed to take care of you … not the other way around! Again, I can’t wait till election day when we can boot your ass to the curb and vote for someone who is a bit more progressive and breaths life back into Myrtle Beach.

Yours Truly,
On Thoroughly Displeased Citizen

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