American Indian Style

One evening, a native American (Indian) was propositioned by a prostitute.

'How much do you charge for an hour?' he asked.

'$100,' she replied.

'Do you do Indian style?' he asked

'No' she said. '

I pay you $200 to do it Indian style,' he offered.

'No', she said, not knowing what Indian style is.

'I pay you $300,' he further offered.

'No', again she said.

'I pay you $400,' he said raising the offer even more.

'No', she said.

So finally he said, 'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style.'

She thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the continent. I don't think Indian style could be any worse.'

So at last she agreed. They did it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finished. Exhausted, the hooker turned to him and said, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was actually good. So what exactly is 'Indian style'?'

The Indian replied, 'You send the bill to the government.'

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